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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:06
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
New Research Reveals That Humans Are Seasonal Animals - SciTechDaily
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Simulations find ghostly whirls of dark matter trailing galaxy arms - Ars Technica
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Scientists discover universal rule that governs all life on Earth - The Brighter Side of News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Then came..